Because I'm gross like that.
--When do you poop?
--How much?
--Do you every force it?/I've heard that's bad but I do all the effing time...
--Do you use laxatives? How often?
--What foods make you feel best doing #2?
Anyhow, now that that's over....
GIVE ME YOUR GROSS ANSWERS GIRLS N' BOYS!
Morning and after meal's
ReplyDelete1-3 times a day depends on intake
Not unless I need to go
Nope, laxatives are badddd & no one wants anal-leakage ewww
Any foods, mostly fibre based
U now know more about my ass than anyone else in the world :) x
Every few days, if I eat enough fiber. Otherwise, I take a laxative on weekends to clean me out. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm so gross but this is one of my favorite subjects! LOL! I usually have one main 'go' in the morning, either as soon as I wake up, or minutes after I have my usual glass of water in the morning. Depending on what I ate the day before, or what I eat that day, I might have another, but that is unusual for me. I try not to force it, but sometimes, especially during the middle of the day if I feel like I need to go, I force it just to get it out. I haven't used laxatives in about two years. And the foods that make me feel best..... I would say bananas and coffee :)
ReplyDeleteHaha :) This is funny, but I think this stuff sometimes too :P
ReplyDelete- I try everyday as often as i can, as much as i can, because it make me feel good and empty. It's like my compensation for not being able to purge. (haha, this topic is ODD!!)
- I do force. It's bad? really? hmmm :?
That's all i can answer :/
lol, wierd child :)
xD this post made me laugh!
ReplyDeletewell if you really need to knw...
--i dint have a usual poop time XD sometimes its mid morning, or around midday to evening! depends when the alst time i ate was.
-- varies as well, sometimes its like nothing and sometimes theres alot, depends if ive taken laxatives or if its "nature calling" xD
--yes i force it, i hear its good for your abs ;)
--best foods? probably a fruit like banana or something light like some bread.something that wont tear apart and burn your insides! (:
hope that uh... helped?
xP
Hun, hope you're okay. I assume you're in Beijing now, hope all is going well over there. Update us soon!
ReplyDeleteLove,
xx v
This post would make my wife die.
ReplyDeleteAs a really fat guy most of mine are double and triple flushers. I can really fill the bowl with a lot!
ReplyDeletePoop dejure? It depends on what I eat. Mostly it's poop potpourri.
If I eat too much cheese I need a fat boy enema.
Yup, I did decide to follow you after reading this post XD Ummm, I'd rather we get to know each other a bit more before you know all that about my ass ;)
ReplyDeletexoxo
P.S. Follow me? :D
hahahahah came across ur blog, and the first thing i read was about poop. awesome! im guessing were gonna get a long real well haha
ReplyDeleteHAHA I love your comments, friends It's great to hear some humor in this place.
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